Three in four British women would choose a man with love handles over one sporting a six-pack.That's 23 million of us who find muscular men a turn off; 96% predict a date with an abs-obsessed bloke to be positively dreary.But when it comes to real life, we don't want chiselled perfection in our bed. Why don't women want some hot, buff, perfect-bodied man lying beside us?

There will never be another girl who’d be willing and able to go out with him and so he will treat you like the princess you want to be treated as. So take your chance with the nice guy even if it means he doesn’t fit into your hands when you’re hugging him.

Everything will be Cinderella like except you won’t have a handsome prince, you’ll have a chubby teddy bear with you but in the long run scheme of things, and it’s totally worth it I’m sure a lot of you haven’t dated fat/chubby men for and are holding out for your tall dark handsome prince.

Yes, the survey is being interpreted by Tracey Cox, who is referred to as a "sexpert." But here's the thing, it's kind of exactly the way we think things are, when in fact, everything about that interpretation treats men and women like monolithic types with rote sexual responses and desires, and bodies as good or bad, desirable or undesirable, to the point of farce.

Women are inhibited and insecure; men are free and easy.

Seventy-four percent of women in the survey said they'd feel self-conscious taking their clothes off in front of a perfectly toned man. There aren't two choices in the world when it comes to types of dudes.

Look, I don't know about anyone's life or how they really feel deep inside or what the hell makes anyone do anything at all, ever. There's not only fat or abs-obsessed, Seth Rogen or Zac Effron.

All I know is I wouldn't date this guy pictured in the story, but not because he has a gut, but because of his horrible sunglasses. Yes, we get it: Men and women have different currency in the world, and women have to be prettier than men have to be handsome. There's fat, there's thin, there's medium, there's stocky, there's lanky, get why we'd interpret it as truly relevant to people actually getting together, when there are a bazillion other real-world factors that affect these things. Are we really to believe that even super buff ladies who put in the time are ALSO too afraid to get naked in front of toned dudes?

Wouldn’t matter how much you spend/shop/act like a drama queen, they’d just be glad you’re with them.

He wouldn’t nag you, wouldn’t complain and to put the cherry on top, wouldn’t expect you to put out either. I mean if he’s fat, his belly can be used as a cushion. He’s halfway through the transition into a women and he’ll understand your pains and feelings way better.